I asked someone to name this one for me; and she certainly pulled out all the stops and forsook conventions. I have to admit, I like the title more than the song now.
If I had to classify it, I would say it’s a little like Hisaishi Jo from his 80s phase mating with 50s sitcom themes. Yes, indeed it is.
There are still lots of strange inconsistencies in the song, but I don’t know how to fix them and I wanted to move on. So here’s my song from March.
chaosisharmony 
I really did not like this one. It seemed quite clumsy-sounding (that could be on purpose) and… directionless? It may have a central melody but when I heard the chords and other arrangements around it sounded more out of place than anything else.
“En gusto no hay nada escrito,” dijo la vieja comiendose los mocos.
It’s odd because I like this one and it’s one of the more popular ones I’ve posted on opengameart.org
Obviously, your criticism stands and is ultra valid, but I wonder what framework/context to consider it in. The mere fact that I don’t really understand your criticism shows several things, among them that I lack certain music sensibilities you have. I’m curious and would appreciate it if you could elaborate a little more on how it comes across as clumsy sounding and directionless. The ‘what,’ you have made abundantly clear, but in order to try to rectify it in future pieces I have to understand the ‘how’ and the ‘why.’
You’re one of the few friends I know who will criticize something you don’t like even if a friend made it, and I appreciate that. So, help me understand why/how you think it fails, too.